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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
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Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
What are the easy romantic novels to read to read for beginners?
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
What is a challenge you never want to face?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why does my mom never wear underwear?
No way
No go.
They put up a sign reading
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
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Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
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